ROFL - literally.

Despite being the world's worst till girlie, I have an amazing talent for barn dancing. This, I discovered today at lunch time, when I managed to single handedly get room full of my friends to barn dance with me to Cotton Eye Joe at school. It was an amazing sight and tres amusant. As well as this, I reworked the song lyrics to "Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Quasimodo?!" and then I did a very realistic Quasimodo impression which made Emma-Jayne laugh A LOT. And Adam Walters. Whether or not they were laughing at me or with me is another matter entirely. All in all it was a day of much laughter and rolling on the floor laughing..literally.
We went with Katie to the art rooms in our free periods, and Collette and I decided to go in the dark room to have a look around. Needless to say we got stuck in there, because that is so typical of us, but then Collette being the genious that she is found the door handle and we escaped. I told Emma-Jayne that I had left my phone in there & she went in there to get it for me, even though my phone was safely tucked away in my pocket. I shut the door and put the bin in front of it so she couldn't get out, but Katie let her out (spoilsport!)
On top of all of this extreme hilariousity, was the art room dance fest..(me and collette doing manic disco dancing-poor katie was trying to do her work & the others just looked at us like we are insane..which we are)
I have never laughed so much in my life. Except for yesterday, which is a whole other story that I won't go into just now.
Some woman in Tesco asked me if I was born at Christmas; for any of you fools who think you are being clever and original by asking me that, well..you just aren't. Tis old, and if you dare sing 'The Holly & the Ivy' to me I will beat you with your own shoe.